Confessions

Apparently, people are doing confessions on Facebook this month. I really don't have a lot of confessions, because I don't have much to hide, and my life is pretty much an open book. I tried to think of interesting things that would make great confession material, but I have very little. However, I am offering a few interesting tidbits that I think are funny (or maybe they're pitiful, depends on your perspective).

1. I drank from a sippy cup until I was in elementary school. One reason is that I have a younger sister, so it was easier for us all to have sippy cups. But the main reason was that I was too clumsy to drink from regular cups.
2. I had the worst crooked teeth EVER. I cringe every time I look at a photo of myself from between the ages of nine to fourteen. They were rough years.
3. My right pinky is crooked from a basketball mishap.
4. I recently cut my hair about three to four inches shorter. I cried through the whole process.
5. Sometimes I cry when I think/listen/talk about Led Zeppelin.
6. I regret my entire collegiate experience thus far. But that's okay, I'm outta here in T-minus ten months and one week. Not that I'm counting...
7. My sister and I had a succession of pet turtles that were each named Turd. Turd I, Turd, Jr., and Turd the Third.
8. Turd the Third died when my dad accidentally left it outside. 
9. My parents, bless their hearts, always encouraged my nerdy interests. They bought me educational books, a telescope, a microscope, and a solar system model. Never once did they think to themselves, "Will our daughter ever have a normal social life?" Thank you, Mom and Dad...seriously!
10. I hate blood, even my own. It's so gross! But surprisingly, my favorite movie is the ever-gory Goodfellas. What can I say, I am a walking paradox.